Anonymous asked: If you had a girlfriend, who would it be? I know you're most likely an asexual but I was wandering. Hmmm

I suppose I would choose someone strong, someone I wouldn’t need to protect… but that would be a dangerous line to walk. After all, they might become… too strong.

Anonymous asked: What do you think of Mario or Sonic the Hedgehog, two of the most famous of all game heroes? What would you do if you'd met one of them?

Inferior. A plumber? A woodland creature? Neither would present a challenge in battle… I would let such beings be, as they are of no concern to me.

Anonymous asked: Is it you or Guy? Tell me who is the true Saint of Swords!

True Saint? It’s… more of an idea, really, than a single person. And can one not relinquish a title, once they are finished with it?

Anonymous asked: When you became the Saint of Swords, who cut your hair short? Or did you do it yourself? I wonder what you used to cut it. Your sword maybe?

It was mercy that allowed one such as me to keep my life and lose only something so trivial as my hair.

Anonymous asked: If so, then how do you fight your opponents?

The usual way. How do you fight your opponents? With a weapon, I’d think. I’ve always preferred swords.

Anonymous asked: Is it true that deep down your bloodlust lies a good heart? I can hope so.

I believe I may misunderstand your question, as it is phrased difficultly…

But you did mention a good heart, and this one is particularly strong. Or… was.

Anonymous asked: Which was the strongest enemy you've ever fought?

Strongest? Well, the dragon was quite strong… How do you define enemy?

Anonymous asked: What is your favorite food to eat? Let me guess, since you go around killing worthy opponents I assume it would be meat? If so, then what kind of meat?

Favorite…? If you’re implying that I eat people, you should stop now.

Anonymous asked: Matthew: So my skills are getting rusty? I disagree. Your past couple of answers to questions you've been steadily stripping- sure you can say that after a long battle its good to get some air, but you never did answer my original question about your feelings for Lucius.... You should know he's got a thing going on with Raven. I heard talk of 'swords' earlier, and I don't think it was the kind you like so much. You'll have to do more than stripping if you wanna get anywhere with that priest.

Thief-! You meddle much too far into affairs that are none of your concern, so unless you can direct me to your employer… Begone. I have no quarrel with Lucius’s keeper, and I wish to make none. You would do well to start none. My dealings with the monk are my own. I do have a coat back on, though, as it does seem to make you… uncomfortable. Mff.

ask-lucius-of-cornwell asked: Indeed? I-I take it that you found Guy again, if allies and opponents fall into the same category…and that braid… …I suppose I shouldn’t ask if he’s all right…? And, you know…alive?

Guy… yes. I left him in the care of a skilled healer. He won’t die. At least, not from this.